Machine Gun Canteen
Dreamt up by KTG
I found myself on a violent film set - bit like Ross Kemp in Ganistan type affair - but all toy guns. I needed to dodge gunfire to stay alive and was hiding under Land Rovers and stuff. Anyway - still alive... the crew break for lunch and everyone drops the guns and run to the canteen - but still wearing their army gear [hot]. I seem to be the only girl and wearing normal everyday clothes [mufti!!] so I get in line and start taking very loudly about wanting to be a floor manager on a film set - this massive guy in front of me in the queue clutching a fawn coloured tray overheard, turns round and said "that is what I do" oh said "oh great, teach me" he then ditched his fawn tray, I ditched mine and we went to play 'floor manager'.
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