Edible Earplugs and Ice Shoots
Dreamt up by Carrie Rose
I was staying overnight somewhere and being a light sleeper had packed my earplugs, which I was a bit embarrassed about. For some reason I was sitting in the cinema and the girl next to me got out a tell-tale white tub and opened it up - lo and behold she had her earplugs with her too. I was hugely relieved to not be the only one with them and said so to her - at which point she popped hers in her mouth. Yuck, I said. She reacted with surprise and said hers were sweets too - weren't mine? I tried them, popping them in my mouth expecting a waxy flavour, but much to my surprise they tasted like lemon sherbets. Brilliant.
After that I found myself in a weird real estate park in California where I was being shown around a lot of villa type houses...I started going into one and the whole thing turned into a big icey shoot - like a massive bob sled thing. Suddenly I was speeding down on my back really fast and couldn't stop. I tried breaking with my legs and feet but it just got faster and faster until I hit the end and got covered in loads of ice. There were a few other people at the end of the shoot all buried in ice. I got up and continued my tour of the real estate park (villas and palm trees) and met my friend Sarah who said that parking there was very difficult as the roads were quite narrow.
I think I ended up in the basement of one of the houses. There were lots of us in there and Sarah and I got locked in with them. We all had to do a presentation of something and I think I fluffed mine.
Featuring Appearances From...
- Sarah Mason (friend) in the role of friend
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