Arabic wet n' wild wedding...
Dreamt up by Jimmy
There I was, standing around waiting for the wedding ceremony to begin. It was my wedding. An Arabic marriage. I'm not Arabic.
I felt an overwhelming fear I was committing to something I had no desire for and yet I was way too late to stop the proceedings. Sal (dressed in a very sparkly red & gold robe) was conducting the ceremony (for some reason) and kept reassuring me it would be OK and not to be nervous.
She arrived. Very unattractive...very overweight. Despite all this, the ceremony went smoothly and I kept my mouth shut.
Anyway, the party afterward was held at a swimming pool! All the guests were in their swimming costumes sitting at tables screwed down in the pool. I sat to the side thinking of how to tell my new wife I wanted a divorce, while Sal & KTG tried convincing me it wasn't gonna be all that bad.
The time came for my new ugly wife and I to receive gifts from everyone. We sat together while people queued up with their gifts. Looking down the line all I could see in people's hands were portable karaoke's and fruit machines!
I remember being torn between considering a life of misery, married to a woman I didn't love or legging it out of there and never coming back. My last recollection was on me running away with a certain girl who shall remain nameless...for now.
Try n' work that out...
Featuring Appearances From...
- Sal Pajwani (My Boss) in the role of Wedding minister
- Katie Graham (Friend) in the role of Convincing me all will be well
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